no showers


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sleeping? lol fuck sleeping

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HERE IS A LIST OF WHAT HAPPENED TODAY

-found out the hard way that lee county high schools start at 7am
-volunteered with my former ap comp teacher and observed the differences between dual enrollment, honors, and ap junior classes
-forced my former journalism teacher to drive me to 711 for coffee, hummus and cigarettes during his planning period
-learned that the faculty of my old school are exactly what i assumed they were when i was 16
-decided that i absolutely want nothing more than to be a teacher, and that my only role models have been my mom and the teachers i kept contact with
-realized that the awful cafeteria smell is the olfactory trigger to my bouts of goal oriented passion
-drank beers with my former teachers after school and confirmed all the prior statements
-got embarrassingly inebriated at 3pm
-got a faint banjo-shaped tan line from drunk plucking on my parents’ lanai
-spilled pina colada all over my parents’ lanai
-passed out for five hours in the middle of the afternoon
-woke up and decided that everything is in its right place
-spoke to my boy about his harrowing predicament and am now assured that this is the person i want to spend the rest of my days with

theeeee end


Fuck the king

Fuck the king

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i have a really great person in my life. we teach each other a lot and i think i’m finally learning how to get better


also the sex is -phenomenal- let me tell you

borderlinescorpion:

Submitted.

borderlinescorpion:

Submitted.

the shadow is cast.

findchaos:

ChaosLife: Cute + Time
A lesson we’ll never learn.
By A. Stiffler [comics | facebook | twitter]

findchaos:

ChaosLife: Cute + Time

A lesson we’ll never learn.

By A. Stiffler [comics | facebook | twitter]

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